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calypso-star:

luxerionn:

is this Ace Attorney

This is Ace Attorney








staff:

Bad news. A major vulnerability, known as “Heartbleed,” has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr.

We have no evidence of any breach and, like most networks, our team took immediate action to fix the issue.

But this…


xenopheles:

Reblog if you support Maggie Smith becoming immortal.




castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

evilblogger:

"what are you drinking?"

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you know what would go really well with that?

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choicetenders:

bossuspain:

russianpyro:

mutantsandaliens:

zen-mode:

reubydoomsday:

Nobody’s immune to breast cancer.

Best. Ever.
Get that on your blogs. NOW.

putting this on my blog for reasons.

Reblogging for similar reasons.

[This is fucking awesome.]

OOC: Very good idea!!

still my fav



indie-moonlight:

beben-eleben:

Biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds.
Save the Planet, Kill Yourself.

^ this comment at the end is powerful and accurate




technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.



allisonwaunderland:

necronovelist:

missjadeegbert:

i almost tagged something as mario and the diamonds

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It’s a-me, primadonna girl!

Feat. Luigi del rey

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andythanfiction:

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

probablyonfire:

I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light

and that Dateline was a show used to trap pedophiles and other sex offenders and arrest them

If Supernatural outright said HALF the things they blatantly imply via reference, they’d be banned from CABLE.


repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”






therealbarbielifts:

orlyization:

tmitidtdalover:

eveningfades:

screaming

thE ASIAN GUY

Picture wars are a million times more amusing.

I’m crying at the last one


batreaux:

you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”




batreaux:

you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”






  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money